when u cum and someone’s about to walk in
me at ikea: where’s the monkey
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself
If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.
this is the scene of the crime