when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
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vaporeon… the vaporwave pokemon
A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day:
I wish I saw who she was so I could greet her on my day off.. I’ll corrupt her fuckin’ children alright. That’s a promise.
Welcome to Walmart, motherfucker.
my mom would actually love you omfg
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this is my favorite picture of Kris Jenner
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL